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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

the more hideous form of student

I found this interesting bit of information from The New Students' Charter. Oh boy. I feel so lucky.

There is an alternative, more hideous form of student: The Computer Science Student!
  • You find that each computer has its own seperate personality, but are too scared to tell anyone.
  • You find yourself wishing you could download pizza.
  • If you get a message from a friend saying he got a new CD, you ask him to E-Mail it to you (I tried this with wine-gums... very messy...)
  • You think the UNIX 'Talk' command is the perfect medium for sending love letters to the cute CS studentette across the room.
  • You are proud of your 'I E-Mailed Santa' badge (Available from net.com, only $4.95)
  • You look at your usage record and find that you were once logged-on for 36 hours non-stop.
  • You play X-Pilot for three weeks and then find you have one night to finish your coursework.
  • You attack and maim any person who mentions IBM, PC or AppleMac in your presence.
  • You think UNIX is a synonym for GOD.
  • You snigger when anyone mentions Pentium.
  • You collapse in apoplexy from laughing when anyone mentions Sega or Nintendo.

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