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Answers please

pag gising ko kanina, nagulat talaga ako. pagtingin ko sa salamin, may double chin na ako! huhuhu! *belat*

Galing sa e-mail. Puro tanong...sinagot ko na din. Here we go:

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
THAT’S WHY THERE ARE MANY CASES OF UNEXPLAINED WEALTH

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
DOG FOOD JUNKIES

3.What is the speed of darkness?
DOES IT MOVE?

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very goodthinking)
SO THERE WILL BE EVENTS CALLED “PLANE CRASH”

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
THE ONE WHO MADE THE COPYRIGHT SYMBOL

6.Can you cry under water?
YES BECAUSE ALL THAT SALTY WATER WILL MAKE YOU

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
MAYBE LIKE THOSE DOGS IN TOMB RAIDER USED TO TOW ANGELINA JOLIE AROUND

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
NUMBERS AND MATH ARE TRICKY

9.Do fish ever get thirsty?
IF THEY REFUSED TO DRINK, THEN WHY NOT

10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
NO, YOU GET ROUNDED UP ON

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
BECAUSE THEY SLEEP IN A NEST AND STAY STILL

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
THE COLOR

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
E DI BABIES, ANO KA BA? (ang gross!)

15.What should one call a male ladybird?
A MALE LADYBIRD

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember what they forgot?
WATCH TELESERYES

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
YES

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
BECAUSE THEY CALLED IT THAT WHILE THEY WERE STILL BUILDING IT

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
NOT IF YOUR'E LISTENING TO SUNDAY SLOW JAMS hehehe

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
THE HEADLIGHTS WILL LIGHT UP

21.Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?
IT IS IF IT COMES WITH A REMOTE AND FREE BATTERIES

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
ONLY IF THEY CAN DIG THROUGH IT

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
ILLEGALY YOU CAN. AND THEN YOU CRASH. AND GET PARALYZED.


*don't drink and drive*

posted by Tanya @ 12:59 PM